Ian
McFarlane

Greetings, mortals and mid-level managers! Elrondo Sparklebeard here, Supreme Spokeself of the ELF (Elfin Lyrical Federation, for those not in the know), and I come bearing tidings of great joy—and a few gentle warnings—about that most hallowed of holiday traditions: the Christmas office karaoke party. Now, before you warm up your vocal cords and reach for the nearest microphone (or, if you’re in IT, the nearest empty coffee mug), let’s discuss the unspoken rules of festive s

Ahoy, twinkle-toed comrades and biscuit enthusiasts! Elrondo Sparklebeard here, reporting live from the bustling heart of the North...

Ah, the holiday season is approaching, and as Elrondo Sparklebeard, your friendly neighborhood spokeself of the ELF, I find it imperative...

Greetings, festive mortals, sugar fiends, and those who think “elf sighting” is a legitimate excuse for missing work on Boxing Day. I am...

Greetings, mortals, biscuit hoarders, and those who still think “pointy ears” is a medical condition. I am Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme...

Greetings, wrinkle-fearing mortals, collagen crusaders, and seekers of the ever-elusive Fountain of Youth! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard,...

Greetings, mortals, mischief-makers, and those who think a “balanced diet” means a biscuit in each hand. I am Elrondo Sparklebeard,...

Greetings, two-legged biscuit dispensers and would-be magizoologists! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme Spokeself for the Elf...

Greetings, mortals, aspiring scribblers, and those who still believe “elf” is just a Scrabble word. I am Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme...

Greetings, mortals, scribblers, and those who think “inspiration” is something you find at the bottom of a coffee mug. I am Elrondo...

Ah, greetings dear readers! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard, your elfin ambassador from the Elf Liberation Front and the newly appointed...

Ah, greetings, you fantastical humans! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard, the supreme spokeself for the illustrious Elf Liberation Front....

Let me set the scene: the North Pole, a land of perpetual snow, suspiciously jolly music, and a workforce of elves who haven’t seen a...

Greetings, humans, hobbits, and anyone else with internet access! I am Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme Spokeself of the Elf Liberation...

Let’s be honest: when you think of elves, you probably picture us frolicking in forests, whispering to squirrels, and composing epic...

Let’s set the scene: a windswept beach, a sock-clad hero cradled in the arms of a bespectacled wizard, and me—Elrondo...