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Unveiling the Secrets: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Hint: Check Your Garden Shed)
Greetings, two-legged biscuit dispensers and would-be magizoologists! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme Spokeself for the Elf...

Red Dragon Writer
Jun 25, 20253 min read


The Elf Liberation Front’s New Year: Trafalgar Square Will Never Be the Same
Greetings, humans, fae-folk, and anyone who’s ever wondered why their garden gnome keeps winking at them! Elrondo Sparklebeard here,...

Red Dragon Writer
Jun 21, 20253 min read


Elrondo Sparklebeard’s Guide to Spotting Real Fantasy (Hint: Put Down the Remote and Pass the Biscuits)
Greetings, mortals, aspiring scribblers, and those who still believe “elf” is just a Scrabble word. I am Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme...

Red Dragon Writer
Jun 18, 20253 min read


Elrondo Sparklebeard Presents: The True (and Biscuit-Filled) Origins of Fantasy’s Greatest Minds
Greetings, mortals, scribblers, and those who think “inspiration” is something you find at the bottom of a coffee mug. I am Elrondo...

Red Dragon Writer
Jun 11, 20253 min read


Are Mythical Creatures Real? A Cheeky Critique by Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme Spokeself
Ah, greetings dear readers! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard, your elfin ambassador from the Elf Liberation Front and the newly appointed...

Red Dragon Writer
Jun 4, 20254 min read


Biscuits And Bling: Why Elves And Footballers Are More Alike Than You Think
Let’s be honest: when you think of elves, you probably picture us frolicking in forests, whispering to squirrels, and composing epic...

Red Dragon Writer
Mar 15, 20253 min read
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