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Ian
McFarlane





Unveiling the Secrets: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Hint: Check Your Garden Shed)
Greetings, two-legged biscuit dispensers and would-be magizoologists! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme Spokeself for the Elf...

Red Dragon Writer
Jun 25, 20253 min read


The Elf Liberation Front’s New Year: Trafalgar Square Will Never Be the Same
Greetings, humans, fae-folk, and anyone who’s ever wondered why their garden gnome keeps winking at them! Elrondo Sparklebeard here,...

Red Dragon Writer
Jun 21, 20253 min read


Elrondo Sparklebeard’s Guide to Spotting Real Fantasy (Hint: Put Down the Remote and Pass the Biscuits)
Greetings, mortals, aspiring scribblers, and those who still believe “elf” is just a Scrabble word. I am Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme...

Red Dragon Writer
Jun 18, 20253 min read
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