Ian
McFarlane

Ahoy, twinkle-toed comrades and biscuit enthusiasts! Elrondo Sparklebeard here, reporting live from the bustling heart of the North...

Greetings, humans, fae-folk, and anyone who’s ever wondered why their garden gnome keeps winking at them! Elrondo Sparklebeard here,...

Greetings, humans, woodland wanderers, and anyone who’s ever wondered why their biscuit tin is mysteriously empty! I am Elrondo...

Greetings, humans and Eurovision enthusiasts! Elrondo Sparklebeard here, Supreme Spokeself of the Elf Liberation Front (ELF), and today...

Let me set the scene: the North Pole, a land of perpetual snow, suspiciously jolly music, and a workforce of elves who haven’t seen a...