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Unveiling the Secrets: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Hint: Check Your Garden Shed)
Greetings, two-legged biscuit dispensers and would-be magizoologists! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme Spokeself for the Elf...

Red Dragon Writer
Jun 25, 20253 min read


Elrondo Sparklebeard’s Guide to Spotting Real Fantasy (Hint: Put Down the Remote and Pass the Biscuits)
Greetings, mortals, aspiring scribblers, and those who still believe “elf” is just a Scrabble word. I am Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme...

Red Dragon Writer
Jun 18, 20253 min read


Biscuits And Bling: Why Elves And Footballers Are More Alike Than You Think
Let’s be honest: when you think of elves, you probably picture us frolicking in forests, whispering to squirrels, and composing epic...

Red Dragon Writer
Mar 15, 20253 min read
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