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Ian
McFarlane





The Origins of the Elf Liberation Front: A Cautionary Tale by Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme Spokeself
Let me set the scene: the North Pole, a land of perpetual snow, suspiciously jolly music, and a workforce of elves who haven’t seen a...

Red Dragon Writer
May 26, 20253 min read


The Truth About Elves: A Tell-All by the Leader of the Elf Liberation Front
Greetings, humans, hobbits, and anyone else with internet access! I am Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme Spokeself of the Elf Liberation...

Red Dragon Writer
May 24, 20253 min read


Now Hiring: Chief Biscuit Secretary – The Most Crumbly Job in Elvendom!
Attention, elves, fae-folk, and biscuit enthusiasts of all magical persuasions! The Elf Liberation Front (ELF) is thrilled to announce a...

Red Dragon Writer
May 22, 20254 min read
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