Ian
McFarlane

Greetings, two-legged biscuit dispensers and would-be magizoologists! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme Spokeself for the Elf...

Ah, greetings dear readers! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard, your elfin ambassador from the Elf Liberation Front and the newly appointed...

Let’s be honest: when you think of elves, you probably picture us frolicking in forests, whispering to squirrels, and composing epic...

Let’s get one thing straight: elves and biscuits go together like wizards and pointy hats, or politicians and plausible deniability. It’s...