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The Elf Liberation Front’s New Year: Trafalgar Square Will Never Be the Same
Greetings, humans, fae-folk, and anyone who’s ever wondered why their garden gnome keeps winking at them! Elrondo Sparklebeard here,...

Red Dragon Writer
Jun 21, 20253 min read


BREXIT: The Real Story (It’s All About Biscuits)
Greetings, humans, woodland wanderers, and anyone who’s ever wondered why their biscuit tin is mysteriously empty! I am Elrondo...

Red Dragon Writer
Jun 14, 20253 min read
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