Ian
McFarlane

Ahoy, twinkle-toed comrades and biscuit enthusiasts! Elrondo Sparklebeard here, reporting live from the bustling heart of the North...

Ah, greetings, you fantastical humans! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard, the supreme spokeself for the illustrious Elf Liberation Front....

Let me set the scene: the North Pole, a land of perpetual snow, suspiciously jolly music, and a workforce of elves who haven’t seen a...

Attention, elves, fae-folk, and biscuit enthusiasts of all magical persuasions! The Elf Liberation Front (ELF) is thrilled to announce a...