Ian
McFarlane

Ahoy, twinkle-toed comrades and biscuit enthusiasts! Elrondo Sparklebeard here, reporting live from the bustling heart of the North...

Greetings, mortals, aspiring scribblers, and those who still believe “elf” is just a Scrabble word. I am Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme...

Ah, greetings dear readers! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard, your elfin ambassador from the Elf Liberation Front and the newly appointed...

Let me set the scene: the North Pole, a land of perpetual snow, suspiciously jolly music, and a workforce of elves who haven’t seen a...

Greetings, humans, hobbits, and anyone else with internet access! I am Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme Spokeself of the Elf Liberation...