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Ian
McFarlane





Biscuits And Bling: Why Elves And Footballers Are More Alike Than You Think
Let’s be honest: when you think of elves, you probably picture us frolicking in forests, whispering to squirrels, and composing epic...

Red Dragon Writer
Mar 15, 20253 min read


What Dobby Said To Me Just Before He Died In Potter's Arms
Let’s set the scene: a windswept beach, a sock-clad hero cradled in the arms of a bespectacled wizard, and me—Elrondo...

Red Dragon Writer
Feb 7, 20253 min read


The Great Biscuit Blunder: How Elves (and Their Crumbs) Toppled the Global Economy in 2008
Let’s get one thing straight: elves and biscuits go together like wizards and pointy hats, or politicians and plausible deniability. It’s...

Red Dragon Writer
Oct 25, 20243 min read
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