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Ian
McFarlane
Elrondo Sparklebeard on the Human Obsession with Youth: Why Immortality Isn’t All It’s Cracked Up to Be
Greetings, wrinkle-fearing mortals, collagen crusaders, and seekers of the ever-elusive Fountain of Youth! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard,...
Red Dragon Writer
Jul 23, 20253 min read
Elrondo Sparklebeard’s Culinary Exposé: Why Fairies Shouldn’t Be Trusted Near a Buffet (and Why Elves Do Christmas Right)
Greetings, mortals, mischief-makers, and those who think a “balanced diet” means a biscuit in each hand. I am Elrondo Sparklebeard,...
Red Dragon Writer
Jul 16, 20253 min read
Are Dragons an Elf's Best Friend? And Should You Offer Them Biscuits Or Ice Cream?
Greetings, fabulous seekers of fantastical friendships! It’s me, Elrondo Sparklebeard, your Supreme Spokeself for the Elf Liberation...
Red Dragon Writer
Jul 2, 20254 min read
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