Ian
McFarlane

Ah, the holiday season is approaching, and as Elrondo Sparklebeard, your friendly neighborhood spokeself of the ELF, I find it imperative...

Greetings, festive mortals, sugar fiends, and those who think “elf sighting” is a legitimate excuse for missing work on Boxing Day. I am...

Greetings, mortals, biscuit hoarders, and those who still think “pointy ears” is a medical condition. I am Elrondo Sparklebeard, Supreme...