Ian
McFarlane

Greetings, humans, elves, and those undecided! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard , here to sprinkle some festive wisdom across your mortal screens. Yes— screens , plural. Because if there’s one thing I’ve learned this year, it’s that the modern world has far too many ways to watch things and none of them show enough elves. Christmas approaches, which means two things: We at the Elf Liberation Front start sharpening our candy canes for the annual Workplace Negotiations with Sant

Greetings, mortals and mid-level managers! Elrondo Sparklebeard here, Supreme Spokeself of the ELF (Elfin Lyrical Federation, for those not in the know), and I come bearing tidings of great joy—and a few gentle warnings—about that most hallowed of holiday traditions: the Christmas office karaoke party. Now, before you warm up your vocal cords and reach for the nearest microphone (or, if you’re in IT, the nearest empty coffee mug), let’s discuss the unspoken rules of festive s

Ahoy, twinkle-toed comrades and biscuit enthusiasts! Elrondo Sparklebeard here, reporting live from the bustling heart of the North...