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Ian
McFarlane
Are Dragons an Elf's Best Friend? And Should You Offer Them Biscuits Or Ice Cream?
Greetings, fabulous seekers of fantastical friendships! It’s me, Elrondo Sparklebeard, your Supreme Spokeself for the Elf Liberation...
Red Dragon Writer
Jul 2, 20254 min read
Now Hiring: Chief Biscuit Secretary – The Most Crumbly Job in Elvendom!
Attention, elves, fae-folk, and biscuit enthusiasts of all magical persuasions! The Elf Liberation Front (ELF) is thrilled to announce a...
Red Dragon Writer
May 22, 20254 min read
The Great Biscuit Blunder: How Elves (and Their Crumbs) Toppled the Global Economy in 2008
Let’s get one thing straight: elves and biscuits go together like wizards and pointy hats, or politicians and plausible deniability. It’s...
Red Dragon Writer
Oct 25, 20243 min read
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