Ian
McFarlane

Ahoy, twinkle-toed comrades and biscuit enthusiasts! Elrondo Sparklebeard here, reporting live from the bustling heart of the North...

Greetings, fabulous seekers of fantastical friendships! It’s me, Elrondo Sparklebeard, your Supreme Spokeself for the Elf Liberation...

Ah, greetings, you fantastical humans! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard, the supreme spokeself for the illustrious Elf Liberation Front....

Let me set the scene: the North Pole, a land of perpetual snow, suspiciously jolly music, and a workforce of elves who haven’t seen a...

Let’s get one thing straight: elves and biscuits go together like wizards and pointy hats, or politicians and plausible deniability. It’s...