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BREXIT: The Real Story (It’s All About Biscuits)
Greetings, humans, woodland wanderers, and anyone who’s ever wondered why their biscuit tin is mysteriously empty! I am Elrondo...

Red Dragon Writer
Jun 14, 20253 min read


The Great Eurovision Caper: Elves, Sabotage Great Britain's entry, and the Quest for Recognition
Greetings, humans and Eurovision enthusiasts! Elrondo Sparklebeard here, Supreme Spokeself of the Elf Liberation Front (ELF), and today...

Red Dragon Writer
Jun 7, 20252 min read
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