Ian
McFarlane

Ah, greetings dear readers! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard, your elfin ambassador from the Elf Liberation Front and the newly appointed...

Ahoy, me hearties! Elrondo Sparklebeard here, ready to whisk you away on a fantastical journey through the origins of elves. Forget what...

Ah, greetings, you fantastical humans! It is I, Elrondo Sparklebeard, the supreme spokeself for the illustrious Elf Liberation Front....